Small space living with pets ain't easy. I know, because I'm doing it. Kincaid, magnificent beast that he is, loves nothing more than to get in your way (he is a cat, after all) at all hours of the day - whether it be in the middle of the night or while you're trying to do something on your computer. At night he walks on you, and in the day he falls asleep on top of the keyboard.
So when I came across this IKEA Stolmen cat tree hack, I knew I needed it - partially because I really needed to get Kincaid in a space where he could chill out and do his thing, but mostly because it looked pretty, design-conscious, minimalistic, and catified af.
Here's what you'll need to make your own:
Wood planks
Dinner plate, or similar (for templates)
Bandsaw or jigsaw
Sander
Hole saw
Drill
1x IKEA Stolmen pole
4x IKEA Stolmen suspension fitting with 2 holders
8x bolts and nuts
Supervisor Cat
Since I'd been decluttering, I was left with two perfectly empty, perfectly good, usable IKEA Ivar shelves. These shelves are solid pine and well strong enough to hold up the weight of a cat, so I decided to reuse them.
First step was to use the dinner plates and bowls to trace out a template. This left me with four shapes of platforms.
Then I borrowed a friend's wood shop, and use bandsaws to start cutting the large planks into more manageable pieces, as well as start roughly cutting them down to the size of the template, taking straight edges off sides wherever I could. Since I didn't have a jigsaw, I couldn't be as precise as I'd have liked to be, but I like to think that the rough knobbly-ness of the finished product adds to its charm.
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Be careful not to get overconfident and winding up getting too close and chopping bits off. |
Now the pretty-making part. Since up to this point all the platforms were cut roughly with bandsaws, I used a belt sander to take the edges down and smooth out the curves. This was by far the most time-consuming part of the project, since it took a lot of sanding and checking to make sure that I didn't have any bits that could stick out and injure someone (or some-cat!)
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Sanding down the edges so that at least the platform looks finished. |
Not bad for my first real woodworking project, I'd say - I haven't been even remotely close to a wood shop since D&T in secondary school, so I consider this a success.
The next bit is drilling holes so the main part of the Stolmen pole fits through the platform. I got a friend with a hole saw to do this for me. The Stolmen pole measures 4.6cm in diameter, so we used the closest option we had available: 5cm. A couple of wood clamps, a decent hole saw, a centering marking and we were all good to go!
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The result - a perfectly circular 5cm hole. |
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Marking... |
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... And drilled. Done! |
I used bolts, nuts and washers to fit it all together, using washers to fill the space between the platform and fitting so that it would stay sturdy. Make sure you tighten everything nice and snug!
The final, and most important step of all, is for you to have gone through all this effort and be proud of what you've done, creating your wonderful cat tree only to realise that your cat is deathly afraid of heights and won't go anywhere near it.
In Jackson Galaxy's terms, after you've built and designed your wonderful cat tree, you realise that you don't have a Tree Dweller cat but a Bush Dweller. He would much rather hang out on your floor and in low spaces and doesn't really have a need for your magnificent cat tower, thank you very much.